
Irene told me that her friend's parents are going for a kinda cruise where they bring you to some 200km off shore, and leave you there to gamble all you want and brings you back to land again. Her friend's parents are coming all the way from the other side of the island with a whole group of teachers. Teachers, Bah!!! What kinda good student our country can expect to generate with teachers who bring their own kids to a gambling cruise???
Anyway...it's a very cheap 1 day cruise. According to Irene, it's because the company is having some sort of promotion (to attract more gamblers). The ticket itself is a mere RM40 inclusive of 2 buffets. Cheap huh, not just that, we are each given a RM20 gambling coupon, and a free drink on the bar.
There's two casinos inside the ship, one serves games which are well calculated with actural science, while the other is just a mere game of luck which we usually see Honkies playing on the back of the streets. When Irene saw it, she was so afraid, shouting "eh Hueng, Illegal, Illegal..."
such an innocent gal she is, how cute. In my opinion, it's not illegal or not illegal, it's only a matter of how they calculate their winnings. For me, it's not a matter of legality, but a matter of probablity and maths. One is a calculated game while the other is just a pure game of luck.
We cannot exchange the RM20 gambling coupon with cash, but we can place it on the table to try out luck. Initially Irene lost interest in winning any money as she doesn't know a thing about
barracat Roullette. After some basic tutorials, she manage to understand the game quite well. She made a few guesses in her mind before she place her betting card. Surprisingly, both mine and her bet wins us RM20!!! Not bad huh...meaning we only paid RM20 for the cruise (in a way).
Insider the casino, I've also noticed a few girls in their 30's carrying a pouch around. People ask them for money and they scribble some signature on those gambler's card. Let me introduce you to the loan sharks. Before this, I've always though that loan sharks are some horrible people which looks like bouncers outside the night clubs. But these girls are looking so helpless and weak, and willing to offer a "kind hand" to those who lose money. Even old ah ma loan money from these gals. Now i know how gamblers went bankrupt in a very short time, these money lenders just look like anyone else in the ship, you can't differenciate them if you see one walking on the streets.
The Deck (if that's what it's called)During meals, everyone have to que outside the restaurant to get to our food. Imagine how much people are there in the ship, and there's only one restaurant which serves some economy rice kinda dishes only. And they make it a point to switch of the air-con inside the restaurant, so that the diners will not enjoy their food. To make things worse, they make announcement on the loud speaker every single minute, asking people to finish their meal faster and surrender their seats to some other guests. I never seen such thing happen in SuperStar Virgo, which has 4 different kind of restaurant, which serves different type of cuisine 5 meals a day.
Crowded Food Deprived PassengersWhile we get our drinks from the bar in the afternoon, there's a huge selection of liquor to choose from. I pity those people who wasn't informed and exchanged their coupons with a tin of cola. I tried their Rum in Cola, while Irene choose Tequila Pop. Tequila Pop is a mixture of Tequila and Sprite, and before you drink, you have to "pop" the glass on the table and finish the whole shot bottoms up. We ended up ordering another shot of Tequila for RM6 each. Quite reasonably priced, considering Roadhouse Grill will be charging us twice the price.
We get a penny's worth for a penny given. The ticket is cheap, but the place is cheap also. The Lion Bar (as they called it) is the place of gathering, a place to drink and a cinema all in one. They have a performance which is stated as "the attraction of the day" which shows a band singing Jolin Tsai's "Mouse" over and over again, and still needs to read the lyrics while performing. Just one song, and that's it! Cheapo!~~~
Tight small corridor
The corridors are so small that it can only fit one person. These type of places are not suitable for people to have an enjoyable time, unless you take gambling as a pleasure. The only people that love this kinda trips would be young children as they can jump up and down without restrains while their parents are gambling downstairs, and also young grandparents which opt to spend their time gambling instead of staying home with their grandchildrens. For my next trip, I'll rather save up 20 times as much money and take my choobee for a 3 days 2 nights cruise in the SuperStar Cruise.
It's almost night when we finish our dinner. I excuse myself from the table earlier as I want to catch a few shots on the sunset. Not bad a catch actually, got a few decent shots before Irene and her friends join me. As the ship is approaching the jetty, we have a nice look at the sky scrappers lighting up. It's an enjoyable trip, if not for all the que, and the old passengers which cut into the que. Will I come again, maybe...if I need some cheap tequila, and to enjoy the sun setting over the horizon.
Lovely Couple
Weld Quay at Night